Just browsing my favorite blogs today and found this on Candy Addict.
So much more applicable and realistic than the originals, don't you think?
My favorites are "peaked at 17" and "pillow huggin"! Ha ha! Enjoy...
And thanks to the Candy Addict for this entertaining kick-off to the holiday that is the bane of every single girl's existance! At least I will have a smile on my face this year!
P.S. Why are there no "Congratulations on Being Single and Fabulous!" cards? Or "Singles are Smarter!" parties? What day do we celebrate "Happy Singles Day"? These are all things that should exist. Our society, which has a large percentage of single people in it, should stop giving couples all the attention with engagements, weddings, Valentine's and baby showers. (No offense, couples, but people who stay single longer than you have to go on a LOT more bad dates than those of you who have already cashed in your chips. We deserve a holiday too! And some gifts, dang it! Do you know how expensive your registries are? It's payback time!)
Come to think of it, I'm going to write more on this topic.....stay tuned.