Repo and I text each other while we are at work. This is today's texted conversation:
Me: I have a present for you. Can you guess?
Him: Nah, what is it?
Me: Hint: It has velcro.
Him: Another clue?
Me: It will make you feel better.
Him: Another hint?
Me: It's black.
Him: That doesn't help!
Me: Ok, that was a bad clue. Hint: It's something you wear. But it's not fashionable. Not that that would matter to you. LOL!
Him: What are you trying to say? I'm not fashionable? Just tell me!
Me: Oh, you are no fun. Duh! I got you a strap-on!
Him: Is this K? Wait, is it weight gloves?
Me: No, silly! But you are close.
Him: Are you trying to tell me something with that strap-on comment?
Me: No, I'm just being a perv. I realized that the descriptions would be similar and thought it was funny. Did I scare you?
Him: No. (I could not see--obviously--but I know he was pouting! Can't you picture him with his arms across his chest?)
So, can you guess what it is? A free strap-on to the reader that guesses correctly! :)