Friday, March 17, 2006

Can You Guess?

Repo and I text each other while we are at work. This is today's texted conversation:

Me: I have a present for you. Can you guess?

Him: Nah, what is it?

Me: Hint: It has velcro.

Him: Another clue?

Me: It will make you feel better.

Him: Another hint?

Me: It's black.

Him: That doesn't help!

Me: Ok, that was a bad clue. Hint: It's something you wear. But it's not fashionable. Not that that would matter to you. LOL!

Him: What are you trying to say? I'm not fashionable? Just tell me!

Me: Oh, you are no fun. Duh! I got you a strap-on!

Him: Is this K? Wait, is it weight gloves?

Me: No, silly! But you are close.

Him: Are you trying to tell me something with that strap-on comment?

Me: No, I'm just being a perv. I realized that the descriptions would be similar and thought it was funny. Did I scare you?

Him: No. (I could not see--obviously--but I know he was pouting! Can't you picture him with his arms across his chest?)

So, can you guess what it is? A free strap-on to the reader that guesses correctly! :)

6 comments:

jennster said...

a velcro wallet *cringes*

Samborera said...

It's got to be some form of underwear. That's what I thought after the "It has velcro" hint. Truth be told, that would have been my conclusion, whatever came was said after that. Boy. I need help.

Samborera said...

It's got to be some form of underwear. That's what I thought after the "It has velcro" hint. Truth be told, that would have been my conclusion, whatever came was said after that. Boy. I need help.

sassafras said...

Something for his wrist? Like a brace?

Virginia Belle said...

ding! ding! ding! Sassafras wins!!!

*VB claps*

yes, it is a brace for his sore wrist. although, he didn't end up using it. (more later).

do you want your strap on sent first class?? :) hahahahaha!

sassafras said...

Yay! How about pony express? lol