Thursday, June 01, 2006

Thursday 13

13 Things that are Cute or Annoying About Repo

1. Annoying: He drinks all my diet cokes. And "borrows" my CDs. They are returned scratched.

2. Cute: The way he runs his hands through his hair when he's nervous. [So. Hot.]

3. Annoying: He demolishes my bed when he sleeps in it. As in, I have to tuck all the sheets back in. After I find them. Because he has shoved them down the side of the bed.

4. Cute: How he gets all excited whenever the topic of college football comes up.

5. Annoying: He never vacuums or cleans his room. Ever.

6. Cute: He always asks me if I need anything from the store before he comes over.

7. Annoying: He won't kiss me if I have any lipstick on. Not even lip balm. Not even chapstick. I have to have naked lips to get smooches. This has been a big adjustment for me because I love lipstick. I would wear it to bed if I could.

8. Cute: He always knows how to make me laugh when I'm upset. Example: We were in his car once. I was crying about some stupid situation that I had created in my mind. It was nothing. But I was crying. He stroked my hair and said very matter-of-factly: "Oh, Sweetie. It's ok. But you can't cry in here. My car is a No Crying Zone." This made me burst into giggles.

9. Annoying: He acts like I have leprosy because of my abscess(es). Even though he is the one who gave them to me. He won't touch anything in my room now.

10. Cute: He always tells me to call him if I need anything when I am sick or if I need a ride to the doctor. And then he actually backs it up.

11. Annoying: He is on the South Beach diet. And so he won't eat any carbs. This makes it very hard for us to cook dinner together as he won't eat anything I make. Then he will go out and eat Subway sandwiches. Grrrr....

12. Cute: He makes the most pointless phone calls. He will call me 5 times a day, and four of the conversations go like this on his end: Hey VB! What are you doing? Oh. Cool. Are you having a good day? Good. Well, I'm doing [insert random activity here]. Ok, hey, can I call you back? I'll call you later. Bye." These conversations crack me up.

13. Cute and Annoying: He thinks Huey Lewis and The News is the greatest band ever. *VB gags.*


jennster said...

boyfriend is the same way! he fucks up the bed (but not as bad as repo).. he rarely cleans and picks shit up and he will NOT KISS ME AT ALL IF I HAVE ANYTHING ON MY LIPS!!!!!

Virginia Belle said...

isn't that so annoying? i mean, it's just lipstick. and i dont' wear dark colors or anything. and even lip balm is off limits. that doesn't even have color! and it feels good! what's the beef?

Vixen said...

Love this list---i definitely have to do one for my sweetie.

Gypsy said...

That cracks me up. L has a fight with the bed every dangdiddly night and it drives me nuts. I sleep curled pretty much in one position, but not him. He's all over the place, kicking and throwing pillows off the bed and wadding up all the covers.

NML said...

I never knew a guy that was actually on a 'specific' diet. Hilarious! He sounds like a nice guy - the boyf has a number of irritating habits that make him loveable.

StillWater said...

Wow, thats interesting that a woman consumes over 4 to 9 lbs of lipstick in her lifetime! Here is the link that I found that shows all of the research: