13 Things that are Cute or Annoying About Repo
1. Annoying: He drinks all my diet cokes. And "borrows" my CDs. They are returned scratched.
2. Cute: The way he runs his hands through his hair when he's nervous. [So. Hot.]
3. Annoying: He demolishes my bed when he sleeps in it. As in, I have to tuck all the sheets back in. After I find them. Because he has shoved them down the side of the bed.
4. Cute: How he gets all excited whenever the topic of college football comes up.
5. Annoying: He never vacuums or cleans his room. Ever.
6. Cute: He always asks me if I need anything from the store before he comes over.
7. Annoying: He won't kiss me if I have any lipstick on. Not even lip balm. Not even chapstick. I have to have naked lips to get smooches. This has been a big adjustment for me because I love lipstick. I would wear it to bed if I could.
8. Cute: He always knows how to make me laugh when I'm upset. Example: We were in his car once. I was crying about some stupid situation that I had created in my mind. It was nothing. But I was crying. He stroked my hair and said very matter-of-factly: "Oh, Sweetie. It's ok. But you can't cry in here. My car is a No Crying Zone." This made me burst into giggles.
9. Annoying: He acts like I have leprosy because of my abscess(es). Even though he is the one who gave them to me. He won't touch anything in my room now.
10. Cute: He always tells me to call him if I need anything when I am sick or if I need a ride to the doctor. And then he actually backs it up.
11. Annoying: He is on the South Beach diet. And so he won't eat any carbs. This makes it very hard for us to cook dinner together as he won't eat anything I make. Then he will go out and eat Subway sandwiches. Grrrr....
12. Cute: He makes the most pointless phone calls. He will call me 5 times a day, and four of the conversations go like this on his end: Hey VB! What are you doing? Oh. Cool. Are you having a good day? Good. Well, I'm doing [insert random activity here]. Ok, hey, can I call you back? I'll call you later. Bye." These conversations crack me up.
13. Cute and Annoying: He thinks Huey Lewis and The News is the greatest band ever. *VB gags.*