Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Most Embarrassing Moment #1

I've been meaning to share this one.

So I'm sitting in class as a college freshman. I was dating College Boyfriend #1 at the time. He lived closer to campus than I and since my class started at 9 am, I found it easier to just spend the night at his house. I would just bring a change of clothes and some toiletries and keep them in my backpack along with my school supplies.

I'm sitting front and center, because I am and always have been the teacher's pet kind of student. [Insert joke about how much of a nerd I am here.] I am listening to the lesson and taking notes diligently. I took my book out of my backpack to follow along.

Everything is going fine. Class is about 3/4 of the way over. I reached down to get something from my backpack when I realized that my dirty panties were on the floor. Dead smack dab in the middle of the floor for everyone to see. My black satin panties with red roses on them. I must have accidentally pulled them out along with some school item. I have no idea how long they were on the floor before I grabbed them and quickly stuffed them back into my backpack. I think I was beet red for the rest of class. If anyone else saw them, they never said a word about it.

And I never spent the night at his house on a weekday again.

9 comments:

Gypsy said...

Oh, man! That's hilarious.

Thinking back, at that time in my life I probably would have been strangely *proud* to have my black satin panties accidentally on the classroom floor. I was a little... out there. I mean, I would have been embarrassed, but I would have been telling everyone about it.

Becky said...

i do believe i'd die from embarrassment. that is so awful!

Stephanie A. said...

My face is bright red for you! I think I would have died a million deaths over that one. Yet, I'm always doing stupid crap like that.

Christina_the_wench said...

Too funny!

Anne said...

Hey Virgina..thanks for visiting me! (and linking!)

That story is hilarious! Sounds like something that I would do too! But if it would have happened to me it would have been the day that all the pretty undies were dirty and I had grabbed the desperation panties..probably faded granny panties with popped elastic...

Matilda Jane said...

At least it wasn't that time of the month... and they weren't white. That didn't happen to me... I'm just thinking worst-case scenario :-)

I love embarrassing stories... mine has to do with church and flatulence. Perhaps I'll share it one day.

Virginia Belle said...

gypsy--really? i mean, NOW i can tell this story and laugh, but back then, i was much too self conscious!

becky & stephanie--oh, i did. trust me.

christina--glad i can give you a chuckle!

anne--oh, that would have been worse! i keep those in the very depths of my underwear drawer just for that reason alone. you never know who will see your undies!

matilda jane--so true! it can always be worse! your story sounds hilarious. share it!

sassafras said...

My story isn't as embarassing, but in college somehow a pair of silk Snoopy boxers got tucked in between my backpack and my back. The fell out in the aisle when I was taking my bag off. I didn't notice them until I sat down and had to get up and grab them!

Oh, The Joys said...

Back in my early twenties I would still go out to party on a week night even though I had to go to work the next day. One day I put on the jeans from the night before to wear to work (dress was casual there) and later that day a male co-worker said, "Hey Jessica you dropped something," and he bent down and picked it up to hand it to me, but realized what he had in his hand and started screaming. (Black lace panties that had been stuck in the leg of teh pants.) Beet red for DAYS.