Monday, May 08, 2006


Ok, she's going to kill me for this, but this is Blonde, in the bathroom, drunk. She is stuck in her dress because she's trying to pee and won't hold still long enough for us to help her. I was laughing while I took this, that's why it's fuzzy. She will now murder me for doing this. But whatever. She was all worried about being drunk there, but after we left, I guess the mother of the bride fell off the stage. So, really, it's no biggie that she got drunk.

Ok, I took this one while I was driving. Pretty good, eh? That's the big redneck truck I was telling you about. My car (a sedan) comes up to the top of the tires. That's how tall this thing was.

One of the big boats I saw from my hotel room window. This picture doesn't do it justice. You can fit a fleet of airplanes inside this thing.

Aww, so cute! My little Sammy! Those are my shoes. And the rug (crumpled from playing with Sammy) was made by my grandma. He's a good boy and doesn't chew on them. The Czarina would scream if she saw this picture, because her mom made the rug and she wants to preserve it forever. Shhh...don't tell on me.

Ok, let me just say that I'm not feeling very well, so I'm going home early today. Apologies to everyone because again, I will be behind on reading everyone's blogs. Please forgive me. I can assure you that my sore throat and dry hacking cough are not pleasant. I feel like crap. I just want to lay down and eat some soup.

And yes, it might be from the three cigarettes I had this weekend. Shut up.

Oh, one more thing. Repo made dinner for me when I got home on Saturday. So sweet! And just what I needed after dealing with The Assholes (see below).

I tried to get my disposable camera photos put onto a CD so I could post them here, but the girl at the drugstore gave me attitude, so I'll have to do it some other time. I got a really good shot of the trees in Savannah, so I'd like to post that sometime. Oh well. That's what I get for being the last human on earth to not own a digital camera. I'll get one some day! Until then, y'all are stuck with my camera phone pictures.

Bye! *cough*


jennster said...

LMFAO- i am laughing so hard at the first one. it is CLASSIC and a total MUST BE POSTED! so glad you did! lol

Vixen said...

They actually came out pretty good. Sammy is so cute!

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teahouse said...

Hooray for big redneck trucks!! Woohoo!

DetoxSmurf said...

Steph makes me dinner every night. You just need to learn how to crack those whips. :P

Stephanie A. said...

Love the pictures! That first one is hilarious, but looks like a modern-day Renoir painting!

Virginia Belle said...

jennster-- yeah, it's not as funny as some of the others, but i didn't want to show her face. that would really tick her off!

vixen--thanks! he is cute, ain't he? i could just eat him up!

teahouse-- glad i can remind you of what you are missing out on while you live in the big city!

detoxsmurf--whip cracking is a concept i haven't yet mastered. but i'm working on it. :)

stephanie-- ha! that's funny that you said that. the light was kinda weird in the bathroom and my phone doesn't have a flash for the camera, so i always have to rely on whatever light is available.

The Dummy said...

Sammy's super cute, though with all this recent apartment hunting, I just came to realize that it's tough sometimes to relocate once you have a pet! Hope SC's more pet friendly than they are over here in SD!

NML said...

I'm loving the pics! I hope you're still alive ;)

Sam said...

LOVE the camera phone pics. 'Specially of Blonde.