I have another abscess.
On my ass.
I am so pissed.
My ass hurts.
I would go to the doctor today, but I know Dr. Asshole is working, and he is apparently into some S&M-style doctoring. Everything he does hurts like hell. And I'm not in the mood to be tortured. So I'm waiting for Dr. Awesome to look at it tomorrow.
I went in yesterday to have him look at it. He thought it was just a baby abscess. So he just put some special cream on it. But little did he know it would swell up overnight. Now it's almost as big as the first one.
I am so tired of dealing with this. Why can't I get pneumonia or strep throat like normal people? I have to get something disgusting. On my ass of all places. And it will probably be back to no showers for two weeks. Yipee.