Thursday, June 01, 2006

Deja Ew

It's baaaaack.

I have another abscess.

On my ass.

I am so pissed.

My ass hurts.

A lot.

I would go to the doctor today, but I know Dr. Asshole is working, and he is apparently into some S&M-style doctoring. Everything he does hurts like hell. And I'm not in the mood to be tortured. So I'm waiting for Dr. Awesome to look at it tomorrow.

I went in yesterday to have him look at it. He thought it was just a baby abscess. So he just put some special cream on it. But little did he know it would swell up overnight. Now it's almost as big as the first one.

I am so tired of dealing with this. Why can't I get pneumonia or strep throat like normal people? I have to get something disgusting. On my ass of all places. And it will probably be back to no showers for two weeks. Yipee.

6 comments:

Gypsy said...

You poor thing! That sounds truly awful. I hope it mends quickly.

Virginia Belle said...

thanks, gypsy. :)

you're so sweet.

Vixen said...

So sorry sweets. That totally sucks. just when you were starting to enjoy getting back in the shower.

(((((VB)))))

MoDigli said...

WHat's an abcess?! How'd you get that?

It's sound awfully painful, and in the worst place ever! I hope you're on the mend soon!

Anne said...

Oh that sucks so bad..nothing is worse than ass pain. :(

NML said...

My gosh! You poor thing! I'm sorry to hear your news and fingers crossed that you'll be right as rain soon :-)