It's baaaaack.
I have another abscess.
On my ass.
I am so pissed.
My ass hurts.
A lot.
I would go to the doctor today, but I know Dr. Asshole is working, and he is apparently into some S&M-style doctoring. Everything he does hurts like hell. And I'm not in the mood to be tortured. So I'm waiting for Dr. Awesome to look at it tomorrow.
I went in yesterday to have him look at it. He thought it was just a baby abscess. So he just put some special cream on it. But little did he know it would swell up overnight. Now it's almost as big as the first one.
I am so tired of dealing with this. Why can't I get pneumonia or strep throat like normal people? I have to get something disgusting. On my ass of all places. And it will probably be back to no showers for two weeks. Yipee.
About Me
- Virginia Belle
- Richmond, VA, United States
- I'm laid-back, outgoing, practical, high-energy, friendly and happy. Unless I haven't had my coffee. I enjoy meeting new people and learning new things and trying new activities (things that do not resemble camping or put me at risk for bodily harm, that is.) I'm opinionated and cynical and sarcastic, usually to a fault. I'm a little on the type-A side...but I'm honest and trustworthy and affectionate. I'm close to my family and friends. I try to be well-rounded and get the most out of living here while maintaining a sense of humor and looking for the ironies of life. I am currently trying to find my way and learn the ropes of being a full-time working mom and wife. It would be a lot easier if I didn't get myself into predicaments.
6 comments:
You poor thing! That sounds truly awful. I hope it mends quickly.
thanks, gypsy. :)
you're so sweet.
So sorry sweets. That totally sucks. just when you were starting to enjoy getting back in the shower.
(((((VB)))))
WHat's an abcess?! How'd you get that?
It's sound awfully painful, and in the worst place ever! I hope you're on the mend soon!
Oh that sucks so bad..nothing is worse than ass pain. :(
My gosh! You poor thing! I'm sorry to hear your news and fingers crossed that you'll be right as rain soon :-)
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