1. I. Can. Not. Get. Up. Must. Sleep. All. Day.
2. I have no interest in healthy eating. I want cheese, chocolate and Chik-fil-a. With a side of Oreos, Doritos and that cheese sauce at Mexican restaurants. And a bacon double cheeseburger. Don't even TRY to stand between me and my chocolate ice cream.
3. Seven zits appear overnight. They all hurt.
4. Road Rage? Check.
5. I turn into a total klutz. Spilling, falling,
tripping. I make it all look easy. It is like stunt week for me.
6. I am Little Miss Negative. I am fat, stupid, fugly, boring, annoying, mean and I suck at my job. Really, I should be shot because I am a worthless human being.
7. I suddenly have only a rudimentary grasp of English.
8. My tits are killing me!!!! Where can I get a bra that is made of steel?? No jogging this week. None.
9. I look and feel like a puffed-up toad.
10. I spend 50% more time in the bathroom.
11. My brain is playing its own version of duck, duck goose: headache, headache,
12. Any thinking over about a third grade level is just not feasible.
13. WHY am I crying? Why? No one would cry over this!!!
14. Everybody sucks.
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Soo....I just realized that I'm supposed to notify people on the TT website whenever I do one of these. Oops. Oh well.
I was going to share some pics with y'all, but they haven't hit my email yet. I will try again in a little bit. Oh, and since it is Fun Friday today, here are some cool links:
The Duggar Family -- that weird family with like 13 kids. They have a website. Who knew.
Did you know you look like a celebrity? You can see which one you resemble here.
Oh and I so want to buy something from this site. I am weird because I think they are funny.
Happy weekends, everyone!!!!