Just in case you are as bored as I am and you Google me, you need to know that the following people are not me:
This VB (Anyone who knows me personally will laugh when they see what this girl's about! Same name, yet my total opposite!) is not me--she appears to be brunette, for Pete's sake.
This VB isn't me either. Although some people think I am part Asian, I assure you I am 100% Honkey. Plus, I am not all that into photography.
Although I am quite fond of my boobs, I can most definitely assure you that I am not a topless model from the 1950s. [Warning: this link is not appropriate for work or children.]
I did not just die in March. I am not from Nebraska. Please don't call me "Virgie".
But I did learn that there is a song about me. And I must say, I am flattered.
This was kinda fun. Anyone else have funny Google hits?