Last Friday, things were pretty slow at work. A coworker and I were just messing around on the internet, and ended up looking at a photo of a topless woman. (No, I am not telling you what we were looking at, but it was NOT porn. I know you don't believe me, but oh well.)
My coworker pointed at the photo and said, "Look at that. Do you think they airbrushed her nipples out?"
Without skipping a beat, I replied, "Oh no. My nipples look just like that in photos."
*I realize what I just said, only too late.*
And then we both burst out laughing.