Why am I posting at 2 in the morning, you ask? Insomnia.
Why do I have insomnia, you ask? I'm pretty pissed off.
At who, you ask? That f---ker FedSexy. He STOOD ME UP. No calls, nothing.
Now, if you will please excuse me, I have to finish eating my ice cream, grab my Camel Lights, find my Limp Bizkit/Rage Against the Machine/White Zombie CDs and get into my Pontiac and drive around for a while.