I can't believe I forgot to post about this. Another funny dating story from a guy friend of mine...
He had been working hard all day and was exhausted by the time he got home. He opened up the door to his apartment to find his wonderful girlfriend was already there. She used her key to get there early. She had walked his dog, tidied up the place, brought in his mail, had dinner cooking on the stove and handed him a beer right when he walked in the door. Not only had she done all that, but after looking around, he realized she was wearing nothing but one of his button down oxford shirts.
"What's all this?" he asked, happily.
"Well, you've been working really hard lately and you've been a great boyfriend to me, so I thought I'd surprise you."
"Oh, I'm surprised, trust me! That is so nice of you. I especially love that you are wearing one of my shirts. That's hot."
"I thought it would be nice if I sedated you for a change."
He paused. Thought about it. Tried his best to conceal a giggle. And decided to let her misuse of basic English vocabulary slide. Although, I have to say, they broke up not long after that. But not because of this. This is just a funny story.
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I'm trying to think of the word she MEANT instead of "sedated" ... ??? ...
Do you know?
all I can think of is pampered, treated, surprised ...
What the hell was that girl thinking?!!! ha!
BTW, did your friend check to see if there was anything in that beer she handed off to him? Maybe she REALLY DID sedate him?! ha! :)
she meant to say "seduce" instead of "sedate". :)
and yeah, that's what i said--did you check your beer? :)
Very funny post! How the hell does someone mix up 'sedated' and 'seduced'. Jaysus!
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