Repo and I text each other while we are at work. This is today's texted conversation:
Me: I have a present for you. Can you guess?
Him: Nah, what is it?
Me: Hint: It has velcro.
Him: Another clue?
Me: It will make you feel better.
Him: Another hint?
Me: It's black.
Him: That doesn't help!
Me: Ok, that was a bad clue. Hint: It's something you wear. But it's not fashionable. Not that that would matter to you. LOL!
Him: What are you trying to say? I'm not fashionable? Just tell me!
Me: Oh, you are no fun. Duh! I got you a strap-on!
Him: Is this K? Wait, is it weight gloves?
Me: No, silly! But you are close.
Him: Are you trying to tell me something with that strap-on comment?
Me: No, I'm just being a perv. I realized that the descriptions would be similar and thought it was funny. Did I scare you?
Him: No. (I could not see--obviously--but I know he was pouting! Can't you picture him with his arms across his chest?)
So, can you guess what it is? A free strap-on to the reader that guesses correctly! :)
About Me
- Virginia Belle
- Richmond, VA, United States
- I'm laid-back, outgoing, practical, high-energy, friendly and happy. Unless I haven't had my coffee. I enjoy meeting new people and learning new things and trying new activities (things that do not resemble camping or put me at risk for bodily harm, that is.) I'm opinionated and cynical and sarcastic, usually to a fault. I'm a little on the type-A side...but I'm honest and trustworthy and affectionate. I'm close to my family and friends. I try to be well-rounded and get the most out of living here while maintaining a sense of humor and looking for the ironies of life. I am currently trying to find my way and learn the ropes of being a full-time working mom and wife. It would be a lot easier if I didn't get myself into predicaments.
6 comments:
a velcro wallet *cringes*
It's got to be some form of underwear. That's what I thought after the "It has velcro" hint. Truth be told, that would have been my conclusion, whatever came was said after that. Boy. I need help.
It's got to be some form of underwear. That's what I thought after the "It has velcro" hint. Truth be told, that would have been my conclusion, whatever came was said after that. Boy. I need help.
Something for his wrist? Like a brace?
ding! ding! ding! Sassafras wins!!!
*VB claps*
yes, it is a brace for his sore wrist. although, he didn't end up using it. (more later).
do you want your strap on sent first class?? :) hahahahaha!
Yay! How about pony express? lol
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